The bullshit you buy when you became a startup employee. Big companies grow their bullshit in linear time - whereas startups are exponential (whoops - I'm a wealth manager to stupid to do basic maths - of course I mean quadratic).

Seeing these math flaws make me wonder if most wealth managers are, in fact, morons. I'm guessing they are - otherwise wouldn't they be making their own wealth to manage?

Oh wait - this is how they are going to do it - ride the tech bubble and impressionable young millionaires to make their fortune.

Clever girl (Jurassic park reference).

/sarcasm