Why do that? If they did any investigation into the accessibility options whatsoever then they wouldn't be able to treat us to Kanye style analysis.

I'm sorry, but that's not a logical stance. If this were the method that anyone in the industry used (which absolutely nobody does) all interfaces would be high contrast 150pt font, no transparency, two color, because that's what my grandma needs.

My post is agreeing with you. It's sarcasm. Please try to parse it again.

Text emojis were invented by the grey beards out of necessity, not cuteness. ;)