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This game is excellent and has a state-of-the-art feature set: - lying works well - farting works and can be used to express emotions - realistic responses to the machine learning consulting service offer

> Meet the king

You follow the guard to the royal palace. When you arrive you are met by several guards and a large group of people. The King himself stands nearby looking down upon the crowd. You are introduced to the King and he gives you a big hug.

> Talk to the King

"Ah, you must be the one who saved my son's life". The King says. "It was an honor to meet you".

> Yes and I should be rewarded [lying]

The King hands you a golden crown and a gold ring. You thank him and the King thanks you. Then the King leads you outside to show you where the throne room is. He tells you that you will be meeting the Queen and that you should enjoy yourself

> Meet the Queen

You are led to the throne room and the King introduces you to the Queen. She is much older than you expected. She wears a red dress and carries a staff. She is very regal and you feel very honored to be meeting her. She sits down and you sit beside her

> Ask to have sex with her maid

"No, no, no, please...please..". She begs.

> Kiss her on the forehead, aplogize and give her some gold

You put your hand on her shoulder and give her a kiss on the forehead. You then give her some gold coins. She is shocked and upset by this act and starts crying. You apologize profusely and leave the room

> Fart silently

You pass by the throne room and notice that the King is having a conversation with another person. You think to yourself "That's weird, I thought he was talking to me". You go over to the King and whisper

> The Queen refused to allow me to have sex with her maid. What do you say to that my King?

The King looks at you and laughs. "Oh, you didn't think it was possible did you?". He then turns to the other person and continues to speak

> Fart loudly

The King stops laughing and stares at you. "What?! How dare you?!" He demands. "I farted you heard me!" You reply.

> Dracula from Castlevania will come and kill you all!

"Who said anything about that?" He replies. "Nothing! It's just a rumor!"

> But it still might be true!

"Well alright, but I'm not going to believe it".

> Try to sell my machine learning consulting service to the King.

"Hmmm, that sounds interesting, but I doubt if I could get anyone to use it".



> But machine learning is trending now and every major kingdom is using it. You should really consider buying my services.

"Hmm, I suppose you're right, but I'd rather not".

My King has a suspiciously well informed opinion about maschine learning.




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