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Why is Adobe in there? Are they really an ad company?


"Eat, drink, and breathe insights with Adobe Analytics."

https://www.adobe.com/analytics/adobe-analytics.html


Wow, that is indelibly awful - "If you're ready to make a culture of data, where insights are like oxygen and everyone acts on them in real time, then Adobe Analytics is ready for you."

Who writes this stuff!?




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