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		thecupisblue on June 20, 2018 \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: Ask HN: What is the first thing you implement at a... Pee on their desk. Establish territorial dominance.

skocznymroczny on June 20, 2018 [–]

Make sure to get a MX Blue mechanical keyboard, so that everyone is aware of who's doing most of the keyboard mashing around the office.

zrobotics on June 20, 2018 | [–]

Cherry switches? Millennial... You really need an old IBM, plus it doubles as a weapon if your dominance displays backfire.

beat on June 20, 2018 | | [–]

My first pro gig was on an RS600 workstation. I miss that keyboard.

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