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How about Portals?

GlaDOS.


Have you tried getting reincarnated as a rich guy?

Alternately, you could create your own crypto-currency and get chumps to bid it up.

Buy some oregano and try to sell it as marijuana.

If all else fails, you could try doing some actual work.


Try challenging your interviewer to a dance-off. If you win, they're legally required to give you the job.


Yes, I am shocked, shocked! that Ayn Rand gets people worked into a lather. How could we have ever predicted this?????


Solitary in Iran Nearly Broke Me. Then I Went Inside America's Prisons...

"But it wasn't until I started posting on Hacker News that I truly realized man's inhumanity to man..."


In related news, Larry Page now demands to be addressed as "Father Comstock" when in the GooglePlex.


Google's new project will be robots responsible for shutting down old services and groups. Rumor has it that they'll be called "Terminators," and they'll look kind of like this: http://imposetonwallpaper.free.fr/wallpapers/films/terminato...


Next time he asks you to do something, drop trou and moon him. I guarantee that your relationship with the company will never be the same.


I remember reading that Githubbers are into Techno (trance?), so that speaks to the kind of people you're likely to work with.

People with bad taste in music?


Yes because the whole genre of techo/trance is garbage. /s


Time to start moving away from TurdPress.


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