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Slightly smaller wine bottles of course!


Finally! Slightly smaller wine bottles! Just what the people were asking for!!! /s


All I did was tweet ";drop table tweets;"


That's what they get for using plural in table names


I used to enjoy having the screensaver show a picture of a BSOD


At work I tried the XP background that looks like the LCD cracked, and a picture of IE with ALL the spammy toolbars installed (such as Bonzi Buddy)


Infact Sysinternals used to have a screen saver scr file with a selection of BSODs from various operating systems


xscreensaver still has this. I have it on my laptop. Sometimes it triggers when I'm out consulting. Clients think the machine crashed. How could you not notice this is a crash screen from HPUX?


I believe this (or a descendant) still exists in Fedora, and it got my fellow Linux user coworker to double take once :)


My company paid a consultant £25K to increase efficiency. He recovered about 5 minutes a job.

I wrote a tool that saved about two hours a case, in total this saved about £500k. I got a free case off beer.


You are lucky, I got nothing for heavily suggesting a ~1M/year saving.

The only "personal" reward I get from that is: whenever I feel guilty for not having done much in a given day, I remind myself that by this action alone, I've saved my company several times what I would ever cost them.

Helps with self-esteem, but I don't think my company see it that way.


That's the difference between perm/consultant I guess.

Perm is more "we pay you so fix this", consultant is more the reverse "we need this fixed so we'll pay you".

I always find that dynamic hilarious because in a general sense permanent employees have more value than contractors/consultants as perms usually have a much longer tenure at a company (years and years, vs 6 months to 1 year).

However one thing I noticed after moving to the UK is that the culture is completely different here - everywhere I've worked here there are contractors who stay for years and years like a perm would. It's not necessarily a bad thing, but it does make me reconsider why anybody would ever be a permanent employee beyond a bit more job security (ie long term contractors definitely have to trust that they'll be renewed, even if they usually are it's always possible for the business to decide otherwise).


Are you a consultant now?


The CSAM scan has been going on for years, at the server.

The Apple issue was Apple doing it on the handset.


Not for E2E, this would mean data could also be decrypted in transit for inspection.


That’s not strictly needed; it could be scanned by the E2E messenger app itself using an offline database of hashes, before sending.


Then it's not server side is it?


Where did any authority say the scanning had to be server-side?


Post Butlerian Mentat GPU v0.1


The laminated book of dreams.


Can they use that AI to drive an anti-aircraft system?


Cambell was Blair's Tucker.


algorithm /ˈalɡərɪð(ə)m/ noun plural noun: algorithms a process or set of rules to be followed in calculations or other problem-solving operations, especially by a computer. "a basic algorithm for division"


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